You know you're bored...

At work when instead of actually, like, working you start looking up how various plant fibers are processed in order to make fiber to spin and actually ponder just for a moment the feasibilty of growing flax.

I think subconciously I'm preparing for when American civilization comes crashing down when I shall be the only person in my tribe who knows how to create yarn.

Yes, my dear friends, I will one day proclaim...

I AM the linen king!!!

...?

Perhaps I shouldn't have any more coffee